Description
Go big or go home. The Lube Launcher Tee brings out the heavy artillery with a camo-clad bear hauling a Gun Oil launcher like the weapon of mass satisfaction it is. With its rugged embroidered-style design, this shirt is all about military fetish, bear pride, and unapologetic kink.
From the dog tags to the tactical boots, every detail screams “locked, loaded, and ready to lube.” Whether you’re storming Pride, commanding the dance floor, or running secret missions behind closed doors, this tee is the ultimate uniform.
✅ Premium cotton blend built for every operation
✅ Camo bear with Gun Oil Launcher in patch-style graphic
✅ Perfect for gear nights, bear runs, and bedroom battles
Load. Aim. Lube. Fire.